Facebook, Matt's anti drug Posted by Justin Longo , Tuesday, February 23, 2010 at 1:48 AM, in

I just ate a whole king sized bag of Starbursts while writing this post. Can you guess whose they were? If you guessed Matt's, nah you're wrong, they were Evan (The Jersey Shore) Simon's. Thanks Evan for the candy. Anyway, Matt is on Facebook quite a bit, posting crazy statues'. What is the plural of status? Stati? Statum? Statuses? For the next posts I want to try something a bit different. I want to go on Matt's Facebook and analyze each of his status posts. You're welcome America, I know you are all as interested as Matt thinks you are! ; )